Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

It's hard to believe that it's now a full 32 months since a Saskatchewan judge told undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Yo, me and my homeboys, yo yo yo" Ross:

that Patrick owes me a whackload of money, an amount that is now increasing at 5% per year, so you can do the math but it's most likely over $120,000 by now and climbing by more than $6,000 annually:

In unrelated news, several tipsters tell me that Patrick is once again talking smack about me over at his unreadable Twitter account, which is fine ... I don't spend a lot of time there, unlike Patrick who I know obsesses over every one of my tweets and blog posts but, whatever fills up his life and makes it meaningful, I guess.

As always, keep me posted on any Patrick-related developments and any news involving the disposition of Casa Ross in Lloydminster.

Chronicles of Twatrick: "Bankrupt's Delight."

"I'm Mullet Boy Patrick and I'm here to say,

Declaring bankruptcy is A-OK."

Chronicles of Twatrick: Back in the Lloyd?

The evil genius that is undischarged bankrupt Patrick "Hey, ladies!" Ross continues his devious evasion of the authorities by (*checks notes*) posting pictures of his location and most recent artery-clogging 5-pound lump of fat and bacon grease tucked in a bun:

As always, we here at CC HQ are interested in what Patrick is doing back in Lower Twatsyville, where he is staying and why he's not hard at work in Grande Prairie swamping away.

P.S. If anyone wants to do a drive-by of Casa Ross in Lloydminster and report on any goings-on, that would be most excellent.

Chronicles of Twatrick: What the heck is going on *here*?

Some tipsters bring to my attention a recent brouhaha happening over in Lower Twatsyville, where there may or may not be sock puppets involved:

If anyone knows the story behind "Five Buck Chuck", it might be moderately entertaining.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Glass houses and all that.

JUXTAPOSE! Man who lived with his parents into his 40s and declared personal bankruptcy to avoid accountability for his behaviour will now mock people on social assistance.

You can't make this stuff up.

Chronicles of Patrick: When you dial back your life goals.

Oh, dear ...

This is the sort of thing you brag about when you're six years old and Dad just got home from work ... it's not really the sort of thing that 42-year-olds announce to the world as a major accomplishment.

P.S. I am always open to getting information related to the whereabouts of Patrick Ross.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Choose your heroes wisely.

Pretend to be surprised that one of Patrick's idols is a guy who crossed a state line to kill two people.